Cogent

"Neil, I've been a girl for almost 28 years now. And after everything I've been through, all the ups and downs and dramas and relationships and fights with family and schools and jobs and all the friendships I've had, the only advice on girls I can give you is this:

"Sometimes... we just want to be depressed. 

"And it won't make sense, it won't follow logic, and it won't be planned. You don't even have to do anything wrong. You can do everything right and be the perfect son, the perfect boyfriend, husband or father - but every now and then we will go out of our way to make ourselves temporarily miserable. 

"We know you guys hate it, and we hate it about ourselves even more. But sometimes there's just nothing you can do about a woman but to just let her not make any damn sense for a while."