"I'll just make sure when I wash our clothes that I don't mix the dedicates."
"You... do realize I can wash my own clothes, right?"
"Hold on. You know how to run a washing machine?"
"And a dryer."
"What."
"And fold them and put them away. And I wash, dry and put away dishes, too. And vacuum. And clean. And keep the bathroom in order. And cook if there's a book. I could even sew up that tear in your skirt right there - since it's along the seam."
"Holy crap, Neil... can you hem??"
"Hokay, I'm not gay."
"You... do realize I can wash my own clothes, right?"
"Hold on. You know how to run a washing machine?"
"And a dryer."
"What."
"And fold them and put them away. And I wash, dry and put away dishes, too. And vacuum. And clean. And keep the bathroom in order. And cook if there's a book. I could even sew up that tear in your skirt right there - since it's along the seam."
"Holy crap, Neil... can you hem??"
"Hokay, I'm not gay."
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