Tuesday, July 8, 2014

A Million Ways...

"Here you go. While you're at it, you can buy your girlfriend a brain."

"Excuse me?"

"You're an idiot. You have the nicest guy in the world throwing himself at you and here you are with this asshole."

"Who I go out with is my own business, so why don't you mind your own, bitch."

"How are you so blind with eyes that big?"




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