"This guy at school committed suicide a couple of weeks ago."
"How?"
"He jumped off a balcony."
"Well, I guess you could say he took his life... for granite?"
"Wow."
"He understood the gravity of the situation?"
"LOL"
"It wasn't an accident because... cement to do it."
"Holy shit dude."
"Life was a joke and he fell for it."
"Hahahahahaha!"
"That was the last one."
"No it wasn't."
"Okay, no one else was to blame because it was... all asphalt."
"That's it, I'm coming home. These are gold."