Touche.

"Fuck."

"What's wrong?"

"I just... fuck. I just smashed my toe."

"Little toe?"

"Little toe. On the fucking coffee table. God... dammit..."

"You all right?"

"...yeah. Just... fuckin' hurts. Ow."

"Neil. I need to tell you something."

"Ow. What."

"No, this is serious. You need to hear this. It's very important."

"What."

"You don't need that toe."

...

...

"Oh fuck you."

[we laugh]

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"Did we just say, 'Suck on that,' at the same time?"

"Eeeyup."

"Oh no. We're fucked."