Me: "You broke my wing."
Her: "But wouldn't it be cool if I could have your arm?"
Me: "What?"
Her: "Just for like a day. Like switch our arms right now. If I could like, take your arm off and put it on me so I'd have this one really strong arm. And have it be your right arm. Because I'm right handed? And then I'd take it to school and if someone pisses me off, BOOM! Right in the face. Because I have your strong arm, you see. Just POW! Wouldn't that be fuckin' cool?"
Me: "...whaaaaat ...in the hell ...are you TALKING ABOUT!??"
*hysterical laughter ensues*
-HKR
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